301 - It's not here any more, fuckwad. Go to this fucking place now!
The shit you asked for has a new fucking residence. It left in the middle of the fucking night, stole your fucking socks, and didn't even leave a fucking note.
The motherfucking server should give you a new URI where this bitch went, unless you're getting HEAD (which, again, you're not, because you're a fucking lunatic). And don't expect this fucking moronic status to automatically send you to a new fucking place if you're not performing a GET or HEAD... Perform HEAD like your life depends on it. Fucking idiot.
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