101 - Fucking switch your protocol already, damn!
The server fucking heard you, so quit with you nagging, you bitch. It'll listen for a fucking Upgrade header in your fucking request, and change the pissing protocol whenever the fuck it's fucking ready.
It'll only do something that makes sense, so don't ask for any dumb shit like an older fucking HTTP version, dumbfuck.
Quit fucking around and actually do some fucking work, you sandy-ass fuck.
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